Quotes

Pithy Quotes

“You mother was a vending machine and your father was a roto-rooter.”  An annoyed Louise Baltimore speaking to her robot Sherman in the 1983 novel Millennium.

“I solve all my cases.  They’re just not all solved yet.”  Spenser, 1994

“Better here than Philadelphia” on WC Fields’ tombstone

“I’ll have what she’s having” from When Harry Met Sally, 1989

Quotes 02

“We should’a had a bigger boat” from Jaws, 1975

“The last time I was inside a woman, I was visiting the Statue of Liberty” from Crimes and Misdemeanors, 1989

“Roses are red, violets are blue.  I’m a schizophrenic, and so am I” from What about Bob, 1991

“If I’m not back in 10 minutes, just wait longer” from Ace Ventura:  Pet Detective, 1994

“Klaatu, barada, nichto” from The Day the Earth Stood Still, 1951

“If you build it, he will come” from Field of Dreams, 1989