Pithy Quotes


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His hometown is so fuckin’ small, the Laundromat uses a clothesline.” (Author John Sandford, paraphrased slightly from his novel “Golden Prey”)

Spank me, I’ve been a bad boy.”  (The Donald, 2006, to Stormy Daniels)

After getting roughed up in a fight, Hawk asks Spenser what happened.  “I cut myself shaving.”  To which Hawk replies, “What, you shaving with a weed wacker now?”

Hawk to Spenser talking about two thugs they are tailing:  “If those boys were any dumber, you’d have to water ’em.”

Capt. Marty Quirk to Spenser:  “Shit happens.  You should probably put that on your business cards.”

Your mother was a vending machine and your father was a roto-rooter.”  An annoyed Louise Baltimore speaking to her robot Sherman in the 1983 novel Millennium.

I solve all my cases.  They’re just not all solved yet.”  Spenser, 1994

Better here than Philadelphia” on WC Fields’ tombstone

I’ll have what she’s having” from When Harry Met Sally, 1989


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“We should’a had a bigger boat” from Jaws, 1975

“The last time I was inside a woman, I was visiting the Statue of Liberty” from Crimes and Misdemeanors, 1989

“Roses are red, violets are blue.  I’m a schizophrenic, and so am I” from What about Bob, 1991

“If I’m not back in 10 minutes, just wait longer” from Ace Ventura:  Pet Detective, 1994

“Klaatu, barada, nichto” from The Day the Earth Stood Still, 1951

“If you build it, he will come” from Field of Dreams, 1989